The Infinite Variable
Adam Rosenblatt
Instrument: Spoken word, backup vocals.
Current place of residence: Alternative.
Favorite mathematician: Dr. Edmonton Euler
Favorite Greek letter: theta
Who is The Infinite Variable?
A dental forensics specialist, Adam
"The Inifinite Variable" Rosenblatt hails from the grassy highlands of
Kenya. Educated at the Institute de Forensique Dental (located in Topeka,
Kansas), Rosenblatt is well known for his ability to match dental appliances with their owners. He has spent much of the last five years in the Dagobah System
working as a dental forensics expert; in addition, he has worked as an
amateur podiatric forensologist and on alternative wallpaper paste systems.
Rosenblatt has had little training in traditional western music as he has
transcended its restrictive stucture. It is rumored but unconfirmed that he
can perfectly distinguish inverse septatonic harmonics by ear.
Rosenblatt first met Clark "G-Function" Freifeld at a meeting of the New
Jersey Archeological Society. There he told Freifeld about an idea he had
for a new concept: a band--a musical force, really--based on the wonder,
power and precision of the mathematical sciences. Rosenblatt envisioned a band
whose revolutionary concept the world had not seen. When Freifeld queried him
as to how he had come up with such brilliant inspiration, Rosenblatt drew
from his pocket a small grey machine with a glimmering liquid crystal display.
"This is known as the TI-82," he said, "and mark my words, my friend: it
will revolutionize math education before the century is out." Freifeld gaped as
he held the small computer (US Patents 3819921, 4115705, 3921142, 4208720,
3932846, and 434833) in his hand. "It has hundred of advanced functions. Calculus! Graphing in four different coordinate systems! Statistical analysis!
" he said. "Need a trumpet player?"
And so they were born: The TI-82s.