The Natural Log
Ian Bagley
Current place of residence: Arguing with Cesar.
Instrument: Guitar
Favorite constant: e
Favorite coordinate system: Parametric
Who is The Natural Log?
Ian "The Natural Log" Bagley claims he had no involvement whatsoever with the
death of the Walrus in November 1966. Born and raised in the rural town of
Grodtzdkrfgy, Kazakhistan, Bagley has spent much of his life fighting Soviet oppressors and educating people about the dangers of conjunctivitis.
Having come to the United States only four years ago as a low-wage
salesman -- selling kittens door-to-door -- Bagley began his musical career late in life. He did however, develop quickly.
Beginning with the lyre, he soon progressed to the lute; having mastered the lute, Bagley moved on to the ukelele (He did actually experiment with the mandolin for a short period of time, but got sick of it). Largely through his experience on the ukelele
did he ultimately become the acoustic guitar virtuoso that he is now.
Bagley left off his short stint with Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel (Simon,
Garfunkel & Bagley) to work on Fermat's theorem. He had managed to solve
Fermat's second-to-last theorem, but a sudden epidemic of conjunctivitis in Sri Lanka
demanded his expertise, and so prevented him from being the first to prove Fermat's last
theorem. Instead, Bagley spent a year modeling the behavior of the epidemic, and published several papers. By this time, Bagley was world renowned not only as
a guitar and ukelele player but as a math modeler. Of course, as the next logical
step, Adam "The Infinite Variable" Rosenblatt traveled to Sri Lanka to witness
The Natural Log's legendary Stella skills in full effect. The rest is history.